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Special feature:
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📖 Joke Reading: Easily enjoy each joke story, allowing you to find joy in reading.
📅 Daily update: There are new jokes for you to read every day, ensuring that your jokes keep upgrading.
🔍 Joke Search: Looking for a specific type of joke? We provide a convenient search function, allowing you to quickly find your favorite jokes.
❤️ Joke Collection: Collect your favorite jokes and recall them anytime.
🏆 Joke Leaderboard: See which jokes are the most popular, leave your likes and comments.
Whether you are looking for online jokes, light-hearted life stories, or enjoying quirky nerve jokes, the "Jokes Collection" APP can meet your needs. Our platform is filled with all kinds of funny, funny jokes, so that you can find opportunities to relax and laugh in your busy daily life.
Hurry up and download the "Jokes Collection" APP, join our joke community, share and enjoy endless jokes together. Let's laugh together and brighten every day with humorous laughter!
Content example:
1. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late
2. My God! My clothes are getting thinner again.
3. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!
4. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
5. I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was scrapped!
6. As far as your thoughts go, you can roll as far as you want!
7. I love you! What does it matter to you?
8. If you don’t eat enough, how can you lose weight?
9. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
10. What others have is the background, what I have is the back view.
11. In reality, people use their real names to tell lies, but on the Internet they use pseudonyms to tell the truth.
12. Live well, because we will die for a long time.
13. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.
14. There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?
15. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns?
16. Nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.
17. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived by others.
18. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
19. Women who want to please themselves are beautiful, men who want to please themselves are poor!
20. It's a mirror, and what always reflects light is gold, which will always be spent!
21. Follow the path of others, let others have no way out!
22. Pain is the enjoyment that only a sober person can have
23. I am Jesus, his son coconut!
A complete collection of humorous sentences:
1. University is about learning!
2. Can't sleep for a long time in the morning; at night, sleep as if at home!
3. I am the most honest person and never lie. (Except for this sentence.)
4. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The prerequisite for a mentally ill is to have a brain.
5. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.
6. Don't wash it. If it weren't for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.
7. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep forever after death.
8. When the sky falls, you support it, and I support it, ha ha
9. The pull ring of the cans loves the cans, but the cans contain Coke in their hearts!
10. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to be in kindergarten!
11. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
12. The leaves leave because of the wind's pursuit or the tree's reluctance to stay?
13. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
14. What can I do to kill your lover?
15. Urinating and defecating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated for violators.
A selection of witty and humorous sentences:
1. If you look like a bun, don't blame the dog for following you.
2. I won't tell even if I beat you to death.
3. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves lightly
4. Give me some sunlight and I will rot.
5. I am in the rivers and lakes, but there are no legends about me in the rivers and lakes!
6. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. One of the most hurtful is an empty wallet.
7. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
8. No one is worth your tears, and the one who is worth your tears won't make you cry!
Special feature:
🎉 Joke Collection: We've compiled thousands of jokes for you to swim in the ocean of humor.
🔥 Hilarious recommendation: Recommend some of the most hilarious and popular jokes for you every day, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!
📖 Joke Reading: Easily enjoy each joke story, allowing you to find joy in reading.
📅 Daily update: There are new jokes for you to read every day, ensuring that your jokes keep upgrading.
🔍 Joke Search: Looking for a specific type of joke? We provide a convenient search function, allowing you to quickly find your favorite jokes.
❤️ Joke Collection: Collect your favorite jokes and recall them anytime.
🏆 Joke Leaderboard: See which jokes are the most popular, leave your likes and comments.
Whether you are looking for online jokes, light-hearted life stories, or enjoying quirky nerve jokes, the "Jokes Collection" APP can meet your needs. Our platform is filled with all kinds of funny, funny jokes, so that you can find opportunities to relax and laugh in your busy daily life.
Hurry up and download the "Jokes Collection" APP, join our joke community, share and enjoy endless jokes together. Let's laugh together and brighten every day with humorous laughter!
Content example:
1. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late
2. My God! My clothes are getting thinner again.
3. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!
4. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
5. I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was scrapped!
6. As far as your thoughts go, you can roll as far as you want!
7. I love you! What does it matter to you?
8. If you don’t eat enough, how can you lose weight?
9. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
10. What others have is the background, what I have is the back view.
11. In reality, people use their real names to tell lies, but on the Internet they use pseudonyms to tell the truth.
12. Live well, because we will die for a long time.
13. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.
14. There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?
15. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns?
16. Nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.
17. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived by others.
18. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
19. Women who want to please themselves are beautiful, men who want to please themselves are poor!
20. It's a mirror, and what always reflects light is gold, which will always be spent!
21. Follow the path of others, let others have no way out!
22. Pain is the enjoyment that only a sober person can have
23. I am Jesus, his son coconut!
A complete collection of humorous sentences:
1. University is about learning!
2. Can't sleep for a long time in the morning; at night, sleep as if at home!
3. I am the most honest person and never lie. (Except for this sentence.)
4. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The prerequisite for a mentally ill is to have a brain.
5. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.
6. Don't wash it. If it weren't for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.
7. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep forever after death.
8. When the sky falls, you support it, and I support it, ha ha
9. The pull ring of the cans loves the cans, but the cans contain Coke in their hearts!
10. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to be in kindergarten!
11. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
12. The leaves leave because of the wind's pursuit or the tree's reluctance to stay?
13. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
14. What can I do to kill your lover?
15. Urinating and defecating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated for violators.
A selection of witty and humorous sentences:
1. If you look like a bun, don't blame the dog for following you.
2. I won't tell even if I beat you to death.
3. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves lightly
4. Give me some sunlight and I will rot.
5. I am in the rivers and lakes, but there are no legends about me in the rivers and lakes!
6. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. One of the most hurtful is an empty wallet.
7. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
8. No one is worth your tears, and the one who is worth your tears won't make you cry!
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