Hurd's Turds Description
Jump over quick-moving beds and aim your stinky turds on them to win Mega Pints of your favorite grape juice in this fast-paced and challenging game that will have you rolling on the floor laughing your butt cheeks off!
A Mega Pint? Yes!
Play in a beautiful and quirky Los Angeles penthouse as a generic character named Anger Hurd who gets so mad at times that she lays turds on other people’s beds to make herself feel better (please don’t try this at home!).
Now you too can feel better at any time with no mess, stink, or career-ending guilt!
The more of Hurd’s turds you lay, the more mega pints you win. But make sure you don’t touch the beds or miss with your turds or you will instantly lose! And don’t lay turds on the waterbed or they’ll bounce right off and hit the floor. Lucky for you, they’re easy to spot since they’re the only beds that are the color amber. Heard of being guilty until proven innocent? Just blame the dog!
Hurd’s Turds is so simple that even a one-handed monkey could play it! Tap your screen once to jump. Hold down your tap to jump higher. Let go and tap the screen a second time while in the air to lay a turd. That’s it! But you have to time your turds JUST RIGHT to make sure you don’t touch the beds while also making sure your turds actually land on the bed and not on the floor, and the beds never stop coming! It’s much harder than it sounds, especially since the beds are randomized and of different sizes!
So unless you have experience laying turds on beds, this is going to be the hardest game you ever play!
Register to compete in the global Hurd’s Turds Leaderboard for most Mega Pints!
Upgrade to remove all ads, view the most Mega of all Mega Pints, and to unlock a soundboard of all of Hurd’s stinky farts so that you can play them anywhere, anytime!
What are you waiting for? Laying turds has never been more difficult, yet more satisfying, so click that INSTALL button and let it rain turds!
How many Mega Pints can YOU win?
A Mega Pint? Yes!
Play in a beautiful and quirky Los Angeles penthouse as a generic character named Anger Hurd who gets so mad at times that she lays turds on other people’s beds to make herself feel better (please don’t try this at home!).
Now you too can feel better at any time with no mess, stink, or career-ending guilt!
The more of Hurd’s turds you lay, the more mega pints you win. But make sure you don’t touch the beds or miss with your turds or you will instantly lose! And don’t lay turds on the waterbed or they’ll bounce right off and hit the floor. Lucky for you, they’re easy to spot since they’re the only beds that are the color amber. Heard of being guilty until proven innocent? Just blame the dog!
Hurd’s Turds is so simple that even a one-handed monkey could play it! Tap your screen once to jump. Hold down your tap to jump higher. Let go and tap the screen a second time while in the air to lay a turd. That’s it! But you have to time your turds JUST RIGHT to make sure you don’t touch the beds while also making sure your turds actually land on the bed and not on the floor, and the beds never stop coming! It’s much harder than it sounds, especially since the beds are randomized and of different sizes!
So unless you have experience laying turds on beds, this is going to be the hardest game you ever play!
Register to compete in the global Hurd’s Turds Leaderboard for most Mega Pints!
Upgrade to remove all ads, view the most Mega of all Mega Pints, and to unlock a soundboard of all of Hurd’s stinky farts so that you can play them anywhere, anytime!
What are you waiting for? Laying turds has never been more difficult, yet more satisfying, so click that INSTALL button and let it rain turds!
How many Mega Pints can YOU win?
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